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NME, May 23rd, 1998
by
Sylvia Patterson

 

SADNESS
THEY CALL IT
SADNESS

Whatever you do, don't mention the well-known brother! Yup, UNBELIEVABLE TRUTH may have a famous family connection in their lead singer but, if you don't mind, they're rather just talk about the simple stuff like, er, life, the universe and prog rock.

The alarmingly serious, bespectacled young man in black with the expressionless features and the palpable aura of desperate self-consciousness stares straight into his kness and looks like he may implode with moral effrontery.
 

You can hear hair grow. You can hear used-up cells unhinge from exposed skin and thud, one by one, onto the wooden floor. Open windows rattle against the gust whistling across the west London record label building. From a collection of second-floor office sofas, car alarms are heard going off in a different hemisphere. Andy Yorke, you see, has been asked about growing up with his big brother, Thom.
"I was a bit weird," he's managing. "Never really content or comfortable with myself. Quiet. Shy."
Was your big brother the same?
"Ur...uuuur... he was more of a personality. We...kept to ourselves."
Still, eh? It's a Yorke dynasty now! You're internationally acknowledged talents! How exciting!!
"..."
Er, so has it always been thus? "Not at all. I didn't start writing proper songs till I was 20 and no-one else in the family has any musical talent."
No champion accordion'n'spoon-playing grandad or anything, then? "No."

Oxford's Unbelievable Truth would rather set fire to themselves while standing atop a funeral pyre fashioned from their beloved book collections than to ever, for one-millionth of a nanosecond in a previous life, be seen to -urk!- cash in, in any way, on their most famed connection. They'd rather, really, no-one even mentioned it.
"Um...I used to do lights for a band," says drummer Nigel Powell, 23, he of the curious baldy head/pony-tail ensemble, confessing to a 'second career' while speaking of his extensive travels through the USA.
Who were they, then?
(Also to knees) "Radiohead."
Oh dear. But that, thankfully, appears to be that (unless smiley and 99 per cent mute bass player Jason Moulster, 23, knows something we don't and if he does he's not telling anyone, ever). The truly gifted, however, need no nepotism network and Unbelievable Truth's debut album, 'Almost Here', is as deep and striking a display of musical and emotional beauty-in-bleakness as any of the pioneers of the New Seriousness.
"Ur... I dunno about this New Seriousness," balks Andy, 22. "D'you think it's really there?"
Oh yes. It's an epidemic of musical sorrow.
"Well, I guess when someone like Robbie Williams writes a song like 'Angels'..."(he huffs and launches into a bewildering assault on the lovely Robbie for being an emotional fraud and not quite writing 'his own material' or some such fun-free anti-pop baloney which we will not grace with repetition here). Unbelievable Truth are, of course, from the olden days; the pre-irony days of 'integrity', 'dignity', 'no sell-out / compromise / surrender' and the Campaign For Real Rock which has traditionally offered the world one Radiohead for every 4,000 Deacon Blues.
The Truth have, however, a staggering gift for the atmospheric which Andy calls "intimacy. And melancholy. But I don't believe it's miserable." And the Pope's a member of Marilyn Manson. Still at least they're soooooo unbelievably bloody serious they must be, surely, barking bonkers.
Old school pals from Abingdon, Oxford, the first time Nigel met Andy, at aged 15, he'd spent the first half of his term talking to literally no-one and was to be found every lunch and morning break kicking a golf ball "up and down and up and down" the school driveway.
"I'd been a bit of a scallywag before that," notes Nigel, who'd moved up from London, "and when I moved I was totally depressed. I must have come across as extremely bonkers. So often I naturally gravitated towards people like Andy."
And to Jason, with whom Nigel, when they left school, formed a rhythm section for hire for many years within the buoyant Oxford musical 'scene'. Andy, meanwhile, had gone on to Russia to recive his degree in Russian Language & Literature and where he became an activist revolutionary for Greenpeace in a balaclava made out of tights and plotted to blow up the Kremlin for its nuclear testing operations. Or something.
"It could've been more fascinating than it was," confesses Andy. "I was actually working as a translator for Greenpeace. They asked me to go on an action boat in front of the Kremlin protesting about nuclear testing and I said no. Because they said, 'You might get arrested and you might get deported' and I was, 'Well, I just got here! Saved up loads of money! I'm not throwing it all away to get on a boat!'"
Curses.
He loves the country still - "There's something vaguely spiritual about the place" -although the creeping virus of adopted Western values distresses him deeply: "Nobody reads the literature any more. Everyone reads crappy pulp fiction translated from the Americans."

So it was to music he returned and to his old pals Nigel and Jason. Unbelievable Truth's ascent to prominence was achieved through a quiet determination and lots of people going on about what a beezer voice the young Andy had (not to mention the other two who, between them on backing vocals, sound eerily like the unmentionable Thom). It's a wonder, mind, their musical tryst ever flourished in the first place.
"I don't know how we even ended up being friends," muses Nigel. "Our music tastes couldn't have been more opposite."
"I was into David Bowie and Japan and REM and The Smiths," notes Andy, pansily.
"And I liked early Genesis," counters Nigel, toughly, "progressive rock."
Christ almighty. All that Bongwater stuff? Spirally swirls in the ether and... beards?
"That's possibly the important thing." he guffaws. "I always used to like the bands without the beards. Marillion's original drummer had a beard but they threw him out and the new drummer didn't have a beard. Or they had very small beards, like the guitarist with IQ, it wasn't one of those prog-rock beards with birds living in it. So, no-beard-prog-rock sums up my musical world."
What's with your hair, Nigel? "It's a two-pronged thing," he chuckles. "I was thinning on top and the only reasonable thing to do is shave your head and many years ago I had my hair cut short and discovered the long bit at the back had actually been my security blanket, I'm always hanging onto it. So this is the solution. And actually a lot of people have come up and say, 'Hi, really liked the gig, me and my friends just wanted to say we think your hair's a bit stupid'. Thanks!"

 


Unbelievable Truth chortle quietly amongst their quiet selves. What lurks, one wonders, at the core of the deep, deep soul of these earnest young coves of the minimal badinage? Let us investigate with a ruse known as 11 Unbelievable Truths for Unbelievable Truth To Align Their Delicate Souls With, Or Not, To Find Out What They Reckon What The Unbelievable Truth Is:
  1. God.
    Nigel: "I do believe there's some sort of higher power but I find it difficult to talk about God when it's an excuse for so much horror."
    Andy: "I'm not so sure there's anything out there. An English friend of mine did a dissertation and became completely obsessed with Russian Orthodox Christianity. He went to live in Russia and became a Russian Orthodox priest and I had this really big argument with him: 'How can you be so convinced that your particular brand of religion is the one truth and everyone else has got it wrong?' He didn't have an answer that was vaguely logical. To me that's a brand of xenophobia."
    Jason: " I agree with Nigel."
  2. We're All Doomed.
    Jason (on something of a roll here): "Being the train driver of the doomed express, I'd agree with that." (Much hilarity from ver Truth seeing as it's a line from an antique Canadian horror spoof no-one can remember the name of. Bass players, eh?)
    Andy: "Yes, we're all doomed. Unless someone finds a cure for death."
  3. All You Need Is Love.
    Andy: "Nigel, you answer that, you're the sentimental, romantic one."
    Nigel: "I feel on dangerous ground. So I'm going to make a joke and say probably all you need is love and a good, warm pair of socks."
  4. The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth.
    Andy: "I think that's very unlikely."
    Nigel: "I think whoever thought that up didn't count on how smart the non-meek would be. In fact I was just thinking about it this morning...
    (absolutely enormous and wonderful speech ensues concerning the modern malaise of media/political mind control incorporating the lie of irony)...Whoo! Came over a bit Che Guevara there!"
  5. The Universe Is Unfolding As It Should Be.
    Nigel: "Yes. Everyone should relax, even when there's ridiculous shit going on. One of my mother's favourite quotes is 'And so it came to pass'. I can be very Zen."
  6. Hell Is Loneliness.
    Andy: "Having grown up in a village with no-one to talk to I got in a way of life where I ended up reading lots and doing stuff which requires loneliness, actually. But also it can drive you mad. 'Finest Little Space' is about trying to reconcile those things."
  7. Nothing Matters. You Live, You Die And Everything In Between Is Just Killing Time (© Tricky).
    Andy: "Surely everything in between is the only thing that matters? I think it's very difficult not to get very scared, 'I've only got 20 years left, I haven't done this and this and this, how will I get to that point?' I'm very jealous of people who are able to see something beyond birth and death."
    Nigel: "Everybody's life, day by day, there's infinite numbers of journeys to be made just inside of you, so much energy to be used if you keep an open mind, keep your eyes open."
    Blimey, optimism ahoy! At last! That's an attitude that'd get you up in the morning!
    Nigel: "Heheheh. That's why I'm a morning person."
  8. Rock'n'Roll Is Our Epiphany.
    Andy (mouthing silently to Nigel): "What's epiphany? We need a dictionary for that one."
    Er, the Manics? No? Means nothing?
    Unbelievable Truth: "..."
  9. People Are Fucking Scum (© Jim Jesus And Mary Chain).
    Andy: " It would be easy to look at the music and book charts and think, 'People are fucking scum, as a rule' and get very elitist as a result. It scares me that the market for serious literature and serious music is so small. Education. That's the problem."
    Nigel: "Of course there's goodness in people, it can absolutely enrich your life."
  10. People Are Cool And Everything Is Great And All You Have To Do Is Not Die On My Couch (© Urge Overkill).
    Nigel: "I think that's as equal a laziness of thought as the other one and equally untrue."
  11. It's All Bollocks, Even The Bollocks Is Bollocks.
    Nigel: "In media terms, I think that's true. The thing that usually makes me most angry in a general day is advertisements. It perpetuates everything that's bad about the world, convincing people to want things they don't need, creating guilt and greed. You can get back to me with that quote when we agree to licence our music to Saatchi & Saatchi, heheheh."
    Andy: "The globalisation of individual economies leads to everything, everything having a price..." (Enormous discussion over the hell of the late-20th Century ensues until NME is in need of an immediate pirouette to Robbie Williams' 'Let Me Entertain You').

Bloody Nora. We are all doomed. We're all capitalism's puppets on heroin listening to Radiohead and all is bleak and things can only get wetter, fatter, etc, etc, etc...
Nigel: "I never feel bleak or hopeless."
Hooray!
"Because people themselves, as soon as you get down to the individual, people are fantastic."
Andy looks to his chum. He's not convinced. His eyebrows furrow darkly under the weight of collapsing ideology, this alarmingly serious young man with the voice of a broken-winged angel arrived at the gates of heaven only to look beyond its golden pillars to an infinite hole in the sky: "But we're all implicated."
Aaaaaargh! He grew up with Thom Yorke, you know.